Yesterday, I was presenting the work of our charity in a local Church and 12 minutes was my allotted time although experience had told me longer was needed. My son (8 years) came with me and at the end of the presentation he handed me a piece of paper as I sat down. This is what it said:

“Dear Daddy
You went on talking for 15 minutes and I was getting very bored, so I decided to write you a little note. YOU ARE BORING.
from your son
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xxxxxxxxxxx“

He spent the next 30 minutes giggling away to himself.